The Dirty Minds game

Game works as follows!

Every post wll end in a non sexual innocent sounding word.

The next person will find a way to say something dirty using that word.

After dirting the last persons word, add an innocent word of your own.

To begin, I post: Apple.

You EAT apples, enough said.

Now YOU post an innocent sounding word

Panting, as in- "It was 90 degree weather, the dog was panting."

When I walked in the room she was just panting him, but their shirts were still off.

Tree

Um...

Her legs were spred so far, she looked like a tree.


Thumb sucker.

Girl who likes stubby little dicks.

Raisin.

He ate raisins and peanutbutter off of every inch of her body.

German

A term we use for ugly women in leather straps.

Cake.

Chuck Norris ate an entire cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

SWEDEN!

Where there is a two syllable difference between the sentences "where is the bathroom" and "will you f*** my sister".

Stylus.

Noone knows what she uses her DS stylus for when noone is around....

pink

Do I really need to say it? Seriously? Come on.

Granola.

I would like my lover, Jacob, to eat granola off my cleavage.

Spain

Kinda like pain, but wit hthe added "S" making it oh so pleasurable.

Pencil.

Sacapuntas means pencil sharpner in spanish...sounds delisiously dirty.

saliva

Pink? Saliva? Why are these so easy?

Saliva. The greatest enemy to K&Y ever known.

christmas.

For Christmas, all I got my boyfriend was me.. in a ribbon.. and not much else...

Allen Rickman

Thats all Ive got to say. who?

he was in Dogma? The human version of Robin Hood?

So can I make a tights joke? blue balls?

Lets move on.

Papercut.

can look like a..er..part... if mind is dirty enough, and cut is deep enough.

laptop

Having wrapped her legs around his waist she proceeded to give him a vigorous laptop.

Neon.

arent flavored condoms, like, neon?

Tears

She wasnt shedding them because she was sad.

Centipede.